IM TALKING TO THIS HOT GUY ON FACEBOOK AND IM TRYING TO FLIRT BUT IM REALLY BAD AT IT SOMEONE HELP WHAT DO I SAY
He just said “I dunno I haven’t exercised my mind in awhile,” THIS IS MY CHANCE TO TELL HIM ILL EXERCISE HIS MIND. AND HIS DICK. IM GONNA GO FOR IT.
I hope we receive an update on how he responds
I tried so hard
i think my parents would yell at me if i died
at my school there’s an english teacher and an american teacher and they always glare at each other and when they pass each other in the hallway the american teacher will say ‘good show governor’ or something and the english teacher will say ‘god bless the land of the free’ and both in terrible accents and like the whole school ships it